Organizational Purgatory

No, no, don’t worry – I’m still an atheist. But there is one purgatory that I do believe in: organizational purgatory. Despite my fondness for organization and cleanliness, I know that perfection just isn’t possible. Enter: purgatory. An organizational purgatory is that junk pile, junk drawer, or chair piled high with clothes that is just eternally messy (the kitchen sink, desk trays, entryway tables, etc). I think it was my high school best friend who referred to her junk pile as a “purgatory,” and I’ve thought of mine that way ever since and want to pass it on.


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Purgatory can quickly become hellish (oh, I said it) if not kept in check. For instance, there is a section of my counter that is designated as paper/small object purgatory. This is where I keep things like mail that needs a response, receipts, and, currently, a shirt that needs a button repaired. If the mail goes unanswered or the receipts gather too heavily, then the system fails. But since this spot is highly conspicuous and in a place I spend a lot of time (yeah, the kitchen), items steadily stream in and out.

I also have a clothing purgatory because sometimes, ugh, it really is too hard to hang up that shirt when you get home. Clothing purgatory should never be a bed, a floor, or a sofa. Mine is a small stool that can’t have more than about 7 items on it without the pile toppling over. That way, even the shirts that I haven’t worn in a year will still get put in their proper place. I also have a bag that contains items I want to donate/sell, which I take care of based on how full it is. The annoyance of its obtrusion in my space is a great driver for me to make the trip to Goodwill.

So here’s the rules for managing your purgatory:

1) The area must be small (one drawer, one basket, one side of the desk, etc).
2) If an item doesn’t have a place in your home, make one. Don’t leave it in purgatory.
3) Keep the purgatory visible (under the bed will not work).
4) Make use of storage accessories to keep the area from just looking like a messy pile of crap.
5) Most importantly, you must tend to the items constantly – no less than once a month and maybe even daily.

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RIP Hitchens

Being revealed as an Atheist in Texas at age 9 during recess wasn’t easy. It was actually shocking to me to discover that I was the only one and alarming to me to see the reactions of my classmates: sheer disbelief – for a change (zing!). In middle school, a few classmates tried to bully me about it by calling me a Satan worshipper. In high school, many friends tried to help me “see the light” by giving me books and lectures. This was also when a few of my classmates, generally the oddballs, would approach me and whisper, “me too.” By the time I went to college in Austin, everyone was an Atheist. Nowadays, my friends are all over the board, but we don’t talk about religion very often. It’s mostly a non-issue. Being in the public sector, however, is a whole different story. Christopher Hitchens embraced public Atheism and went head-to-head with some fierce believers, armed with facts and wit.

Christopher Hitchens

I was never really a huge fan of Hitchens as a writer, but for his efforts in educating the world about the dark side of religion and about what it means to not believe, I must pay tribute. Rest in peace, Hitchens.

“Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody—not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms—had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge (as well as for comfort, reassurance, and other infantile needs). Today the least educated of my children knows much more about the natural order than any of the founders of religion.”

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Intuition

Lately, I’ve been trying to leave a lot more of my life to my intuition. Doing this, at first, seemed to be almost contrary to my otherwise existential ways, but – au contraire – intuition, as a function of the emotional brain, is purely scientific. I just finished reading Jonah Lehrer’s “How We Decide,” and it reinforced the idea that our emotional brains, our feelings, are actually pretty smart. The book references many studies that show how much faster and better certain subconscious areas of our brain process our environment. As the Queen of Indecision™, I have been trying to listen to my gut a bit more. It has surely helped out with Christmas shopping. I’ve put thought into my gifts but refrained from the endless searching and doubting that usually comes with trying to find the perfect gifts for my loved ones. If this concept interests you at all, I highly recommend that you read Lehrer’s book. It’s very easily digestible for any non-scientific type.

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So my 2012 New Year’s resolution will be simply to trust my intuition more often, from decisions at the supermarket to personal relationships. I hope that it can take some of the daily mental stress out of my life and leave my brain open to more important thoughts – like puppies.

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26 Before 26 Wrap-up

Well, it’s happened: I turned 26, and the world did not end. And, as you could have expected, I failed to complete my “26 before 26″ list (Inbox 0? Who can do that anyway?). All in all, the past year brought a lot more than these 26 small goals, and I don’t have many regrets.

Disneyland birthday

If my trip to Disneyland was any predictor, 26 is sure to be a great year. But without further ado, here is the final status of my list. The ones in bold are the ones I still want to do (maybe a “12 before 2012″ list?).

1) Visit San Francisco
2) Launch new personal site (I think the redesigned blog counts)
3) Organize file box
4) Write an article for a blog or newspaper
5) Take a guitar lesson
6) Complete a new painting
7) Learn to cook 3 new dinners
8) Run an 8-minute mile (Realized I hate running and gave this one up.)
9) Buy a new TV stand
10) Get new artwork for living room
11) Get car professionally cleaned
12) Print new photos of friends/family for frames
13) Learn how to bind a book (Lost interest)
14) Get a new Twitter avatar
15) Learn how to wear eyeshadow (Doesn’t mean I’m going to do it though)
16) Finish a a 5.10+ climb at the rock gym
17) Clean out GMail Inbox (Ha.)
18) Organize and arrange bookshelf
19) Get cavities filled (ew)
20) Organize/back-up files from dying Macbook
21) See the Grand Canyon
22) Speak in front of an audience (It’s not really what I had in mind, but a few presentations at work counts, right?)
23) Digitize old photos
24) Get a pedicure (Thanks, Mom)
25) Repair vintage purse
26) Get new chairs for dining room table (In the process of reupholstering now)

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Top 10 Christmas Movies

I am totally one of those people: I love Christmas. Blame it on a wonderful childhood maybe – or on my love of all things sparkly – but everything about Christmas just makes me smile. One of my favorite parts of Christmas is the movies. During December, if I am home, you can be sure that I will have the TV on and tuned in to one of the many Christmas movies that is bound to be on at any given hour. As a Christmas movie connoisseur, I thought I’d put together a list of my top 10 favorites, in no particular order. If you asked me on a different day, some of the flicks on the list would likely change, but I’ve done my best. If you haven’t seen all of the following movies, get on it. And deck some halls while you’re at it.

 

Christmas movies - The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause
Let it be doubly noted that I mean ONLY the first one. I don’t know what sort of drugs happened to bring about The Santa Clause 2 and 3, but they are certainly not up to the standards of this 1994 classic. Tim Allen is hilarious, and the boy who plays his son is the cutest thing ever.

 

Top Christmas Movies - Elf
Elf

If you don’t love this movie, I’m not sure we would be able to relate on anything. Will Ferrell’s personality makes for a perfectly hilarious Buddy the Elf, with quotable lines to spare. Add in a really great and original storyline, and you’ve got one of the best Christmas films ever created (yeah, I said it).

 

Top Christmas Movies - White Christmas
White Christmas
How can you not adore a musical romance? I love the songs and dances (hello, Bing Crosby) in this movie equally as much as I love the old-timey dialogue and beautiful scenes. Until I’ve seen this movie, it just doesn’t feel like Christmastime.

 

Best Christmas Movies - A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Charlie Brown Christmas
I grew up watching this movie. When I watch it now, I sort of miss the accidental bits of commercial that were recorded into the VHS tape that we had of it in my childhood. This movie has a sweet message and great one-liners. It’s Peanuts at their finest.

 

Top Christmas Movies - A Christmas Carol
A Christmas Carol
I couldn’t begin to know how many movie versions of this tale exist. One of my absolute favorites, however, is the 1984 version starring George C. Scott. Scrooge, Cratchit, and all of the other characters are perfect (except that the David Bowie-haired ghost of Christmas past creeps me out a bit). Phooey on the new Jim Carey one.

 

Top Christmas Movies - Miracle on 34th Street
Miracle on 34th Street
I know that many will disagree, but I just love the 1994 version of this film. The storyline is so cute and Christmasy (spellcheck approved) that I’d like any version, but this one strikes a chord with me. I’m sure that little girl would annoy the piss out of me if I had to spend the whole day with her, but she’s adorable in this film.

 

Best Christmas Movies - Mr. Magoo's Christmas
Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol
This one is another childhood classic – and it goes back even to my parents’ childhoods. I don’t recall ever watching Mr. Magoo cartoons, but I just adore this movie. The original songs are brilliant, and the whole thing just feels so sincere.

 

Best Christmas Movies - Love Actually
Love Actually
This movie is a more recent favorite. The myriad love stories are great, the cast is incredible, and that stupid Christmas song kind of grows on you. Plus, duh: Hugh Grant.

 

Best Christmas Movies - How the Grinch Stole Christmas
How the Grinch Stole Christmas

And, again, I don’t mean the one with Jim Carey. I do enjoy that one, but this original tops it by far. Anyone who knows me knows that I love Dr. Seuss artwork. The scenes in this are Seuss-y and perfect, and the songs are unforgettable.

 

Best Christmas Movies - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
If this movie doesn’t make you laugh, nothing will. Although “Cousin Eddie” gets a bit tiresome, the holiday season just wouldn’t feel right without Chevy Chase’s antics.

 

Honorable Mentions: The Nightmare Before Christmas (I like watching this more around Halloween though), The Polar Express (growing on me every year), It’s a Wonderful Life, The Muppet Christmas Carol, and my recent new fave Prep and Landing.

 

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